I mean we all know overpopulation's a problem right? I just wanted a good solution. (That's not a spoiler, everybody knows what I was up to and I'm not saying whether it worked)

Perhaps I was a little narrow minded in my focus. I don't always work well in groups.

 But you have to understand, my methods seemed effective at the time. As it turns out, some graduate students did a follow up on planets I visited and killing half the population causes so much economic collapse that more people suffer starvation and poverty. Maybe I should have paid attention in economics class in college instead of checking my phone every 5 minutes. Or had a staff that could give me an honest follow up report. But then again, evil villain, don't work well in groups.

Heck let's be honest, a universe wide birth control program would be logistically difficult. Plus taxes, am I right? You know the religious right would have been all over my case and once Fox News turns against you even your hard core supporters will attack you and I just couldn't stand taking all that flak on social media. No, my way is probably for the best, still a guy does have to stop for a minute and think about what other paths he could have taken.