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Stardate 2270.30

Here We Go Again With Gays in the Military

I thought this discussion was over. I didn't realize how hard these Neanderthals would cling to  their prejudice. I'ts the 23rd century for God's sake!  I've always been a supporter of gays in the military. Lets' face it with the things I've done I can't really judge anyone else who wants to get their game on the way they see fit. It's a big universe people.

Now I can be an old fashioned guy, I like my broads with short skirts, my friends are mostly white,  and I've considered genocide on more than one occasion. But you've gotta realize the old days are gone. I'm still shocked that people got outraged when I kissed Uhura, even though we were under alien control at the time. (Honestly, we were) 

Gays have been in Starfleet for awhile. We knew, we just had a job to do. You've got to be secure in your own sexuality. Heck, I wrestled Spock shirtless on a hot dusty planet and we still look each other in the eye. Our mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before, not get upset about places we've all at least thought about going on some occasion.
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 Captain Picard Minimize
Well, I'm glad you're coming around on these issues, especially since you seem to have more than thought about going "where no man has gone before."
  

 Captain Kirk Minimize
Damnit Jean Luc, where did you get that image? Look it was the 60's it was a crazy time. You're still the biggest poof ever to orbit Uranus Frenchie.
  

 Buck Rogers Minimize
Are you kidding? Did you ever see the costumes I wore? I was the gayest thing to hit sci-fi since Doctor Smith.
  

 Commander Adama Minimize
I'm not so sure we should just rush in and let gays into the military. I was even queasy about letting women be pilots.
  

 Admiral Adama Minimize
Oh give me a break, you had a giant space disco in your fleet. Not to mention those gay roller derby outfits you played ball in. I don't need to ask or be told to figure that one out.
  

 Commander Adama Minimize
Maybe all that was a little gay, but at least it was human. We didn't go around having sex with the cylons or anything treasonous like that. We stuck to our own. Really stuck to our own in some cases, but stuck to our own.
  

 Captain Archer Minimize
No you didn't stick to your own, none of you did. That's why you were all ended and I was a prequel. Your PC diversity ain't helping you in some DVD warehouse now is it?
  

 Captain Sisko Minimize
Just 'cause your reruns still appear now and then at 5 o'clock hardly excuses your archaic prejudices. The old rules and categories on gender and sexuality went out the window the first episode the Trills appeared. Welcome to the future sweetheart.
  

 Captain Sheridan Minimize
While you were prancing around with "Aliens" who had nothing more  than a bad nose job and congratulating yourself on your diversity we were living the future. Not only a Zocalo full of REAL aliens, but Commander Susan Ivanova, the hottest bisexual Russian Jew ever to hit the outer rim. (No pun intended)  And you talk about transgendered? How about transpecies. I didn't know what I'd be sleeping with from one season to the next. Now THAT's diversity.
  

 Perfect Tommy Minimize
Give it up, bitches. I was the gayest thing ever to hit sci-fi. Not that anyone noticed.
  

 Captain Kirk Minimize
Sorry Tommy, we meant no disrespect. You were truly a good friend of both Sci-fi and Dorothy.  Way to represent.  As to everything else we've talked about, let's just let old stories, as well as old images, remain where they belong - in the basement on VHS.
  

 James T. Kirk Minimize

Age: 43

Here for: A fight if necessary, but love when I can get it.

Status: Single

Orientation: Swinger, baby, swinger

School: Starfleet Academy

Graduated: Technically yes, despite any rumors you heard.

Current Mood: Horny

Currently Listening to: Gloria Gaynor
  

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