You've got to take responsibility for what happens in your organization. Once I found out some elves had done some horrible things. It was only a few elves out of thousands, but it was almost the end of Santa enterprises. But I didn't cover it up, I found out who was involved and had the Bumble tear them limb from limb. Now Santa's workshop is safer for kids than their mother's womb.

No it's the liberal media's fault. You have one incident with one child (Who was asking for it by the way, little red hood and all that.) and they brand you for ever. They won't let it go. Now I can't shake my reputation no matter what I do. Truly I'm the victim.

No kidding, those damn media elites the Grimm Brothers had it in for Wolfie and I from the beginning. I couldn't get work in any town in Germany after all the restraining orders I had placed on me. Talk about unfair persecution, I hear you Bennie.

The Grimm Brothers are nothing compared to the media elites here in the US. You have a few incidents with children and they won't let it go. That's Hollywood for you.

Right on, our reputations have been unjustly ruined by those media elites, and I'm not just talking about #VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

I'm sorry you've all been so unjustly persecuted.I see I'm not the only one who's suffered injustice.  Why don't we have a get together at the Vatican and show our mutual solidarity. I'm sending an invite to all my internet friends.

Sorry, uh, I think I'm busy that day Benedict. Umm, I've been meaning to tell you, my wife is kinda on my case about spending too much time on the internet and all so I'm cleaning house. I'm just kinda, well, we never talk anymore and you know, so I'm unfriending you. Don't get upset, it's just kinda something I have to do. Nothing personal, I mean I just had way too many friends, I even had friends from Cheder back in Galilee, not just Biff, I mean people I haven't seen since then. So good luck and maybe I'll see you around sometime.