Welcome to the Hoolinet, the official archive for the recipes and humor vignettes of Mark Hoolihan. For the recipes click the link to the right. or use the menu on your left. Here you will find all original recipes for Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian and many other cuisines, as well as classic comfort foods.
By exploring the menu to the left you'll find the best parody and satire ever put on this webpage. Definitely worth every penny you're spending. Inside you'll find humor on almost any topic known and a few I just made up. All Mark Hoolihan originals.
Who? I'm an historian who specializes in East European and Jewish History. I'm originally from St. Cloud, MN. I've lived mostly in Michigan, but also spent time in Eastern Europe, particularly the Czech Republic and Bulgaria, which I described in Letters From Abroad on this website. I currently live in Michigan with my wife, daughter and hyperactive dog. On the side I write parody and other forms of humor.
Why? Because I can.
How? Just click on the links to the left. First read the Disclaimer.
Very Important Disclaimer
By opening this webpage I affirm that I am at least 18 months of age. Furthermore I affirm that this webpage is the funniest thing ever created. If I were in any way to complain about it to anyone I would be nothing but a big weenie with way too much time on his/her hands who should promptly attempt to improve my pathetic life in more constructive ways than criticizing people who are actually doing something with theirs.
Reminder: It is never my intention to offend anyone. If you have any nice comments please send them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
And if you have any negative comments please keep them to yourself. Remember, I didn't send this webpage to you, you came here. So there's no need to be rude now is there.