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September 10, 1934


This is what I like to see, pure Aryans enjoying the great outdoors and some great spectacle. I know some of you still got the munchies after last night's torchlight rally. We really lit up (those torches)  What I have in mind is breakfast in bed for 700,000. It's not your Grandma's sauerbraten, but it's good food and we're gonna get it to you. Everyone takes care of everyone here.

My good friend Leni Reifenstahl is filming this, so be sure you're not caught on camera with any paraphanelia, I don't want the cops hassling me again like they did after the 32 rally. Leni is just making an art film and totally not a propaganda piece to push the Nazi ideology. so be careful what she can film.

I love the majesty of it all, the brown, the black, the sound of boots and rifle butts hitting the ground. When I look back on this I'll always think of those wooden rifle stocks slamming into the earth in unison. Yes, definitely this rally will be remembered for generations for the sound of those wood stocks.


 Hermann the German Minimize

Mein Fuhrer, I appreciate the difficult logistics and all, but this food isn't coming soon enough. And the vegetarian fare you serve just won't stick to your ribs long enough to get through another set of that reggae cover band Himmler ordered. That's the biggest buzzkill I've seen since Versailles.


 Treue Heinrich Minimize

You try to get good reggae with the new racial laws in place. Not that I'm complaining. And as for the food, for all your bitching Hermann, you spend more time in the mess tent than Roehm does in the showers with the boys.


 Fuhrer Extreme Minimize

Now you stop that right there Heinie, if there's one thing I can't stand it's intolerance towards others. That's not what this movement is about.


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 Fuhrer Extreme Minimize

Just kidding. Of course this movement is based on intolerance, that's what were all about. Pure weed and pure Aryans. That's what makes it all worthwhile. My 700,000 best friends know what I'm talking about.


 Joe Cool Minimize

Excellent Jjoke mein fuhrer. You certainly put the PARTY in Nazi Party. I hope that scrupulous artist Lene Riefenstahl makes sure to put some of this positive imagery in that arthouse film she's making. I have no control over the arts, but I'd like us to put our best face forward if we can. I know you're nervous about public singing mein fuhrer but would you mind leading us all in another round of the "Horst Wessel". I think if would really lighten the mood.


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Was würdest du tun, wenn ich aus der Melodie sang, würdest du aufstehen und auf mich hinausgehen...


 Adolf Hitler Minimize

Current Mood: Angry, Tired, Anti-Semitic

Currently listening to: With a Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker

Location: Nuremberg

Age: 45

Status: Single (But totally by choice.)

Orientation: Straight, Aryan

Here for: Friends, World Conquest

Schools: Linz Realschule

Graduated: Not my fault, it was the Jews, I swear it was the Jews, I could have been a great artist if it wasn't for them.


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