Excellent idea Mein Fuhrer! I will switch our strategy immediately. You certainly are the master of modern air power. We will both be remembered for the genius we displayed during these vital days. Churchill will surrender within a week.

You can try blimp boy. I bet we can hold out even against such a devastating change in tactics. We shall never surrender!

Yeah, yeah we've heard all this before, "We shall fight them in the pubs, we shall fight them in the bars, and in the wine cellars. We shall fight in the ale houses, we shall fight in the distilleries...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Lol Heinrich We are the craziest bunch of dudes ever. You know what we should do the next time we get Hess really high? We should put him on a plane and tell him he's on a secret peace mission! That would be hilarious. Can you imagine the look on his face?

That would be hilarious. I'd love to get rid of  that douchebag. Although isn't that how we ended up with the Soviet non-aggression pact? Anyway, if it works I get dibs on his Cher and Barbra cd's.

And his playboys. I totally want dibs on his stash of playboys. Love those barenaked ladies.

Yeah right. Hess has a stash of playboys like I got a fridge full of Jenny Craig.

All right, I'm going to stop you smartasses before ANYONE makes a crack about all the time Hess and I spent in a Bavarian prison cell. You all remember what happened to Roehm and his big mouth. Let's get back to working on making me the greatest hero the Germans will ever worship. For all time.

Don't bet on it Adolf. The German people can and will do better.

Damn it David, how did you get added to my friends list?

I warned you about this several times Mein Fuhrer. You get high and go online and make some really bad decisions. You've got to be more careful. That's how we ended up with Mussolini as an ally.

You're totally right Joe. I swear I've learned my lesson this time. It won't happen again. I sure hope I didn't make any major strategic decisions last night that will come back to haunt me.