September 4, 1940
Man do I have a headache!
Woke up this morning with a pounding headache. I knew we were really hitting the bong last night but that stuff doesn't usually give me a headache. It was like the walls were shaking last night. And I don't mean cause of me and Eva, trust me on this.
Now I remember, it was those damn British bombers. Churchill is such a douche. Just cause I bomb his country he dares to interrupt my sleep? Why hasn't he surrendered already so I can get back to sleeping at night after a little toke and some Adult Swim time.
You can't do this to the greatest military genius of all time, I will end this war once and for all. I'm gonna have the Luftwaffe switch from bombing the airfields and radar stations and just concentrate on London. That'll end this so-called "Battle of Britiain." Ha, I am the Greatest military strategist of all time. Churchill will surrender within a week!