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June 7, 1944
Normandy, Shmormandy
So my generals woke me up before noon yesterday to tell me the Allies had landed in Normandy. Those tools wanted me to move all my Panzers there immediately. First off, no one gets the Fuhrer up before his time. Second, this is obviously a trap. Moving the 15th Army would be exactly what the Allies would expect me to do. I won't fall for it, I am the greatest military genius of all time. I'm gonna keep my forces at Calais and tell my generals to take some pills and relax.
Besides my generals are idiots. Last year they told me they lost the 6th Army at Stalingrad. How do you lose a whole army? And why weren't they out looking for it? It has to be around there somewhere. I'd start at the last place I saw them and sort of wander around until I found them. And no one should wake me up with this B.S. Last night I was happy getting high and watching the Venture Brothers, but woke up a little out of it. Of course it was season 4, which isn't as good. They're starting to take themselves way too seriously. Althought henchmen 21 and 24 totally crack me up. They totally remind me of Goering and Himmler, don't they? Man I wish someone would find that 6th army, we could really use them right about now.