Of course we're winning Mein Fuhrer. The death of the Jew criminal Roosevelt has shown that our victory is written in the stars!

Written in the stars my ass. Why don't we discuss it when I'm in town next week. I've got a really big surprise I'd like to show you.

Ooh I love surprises. I haven't had any surprises in quite some time. Is it a big surprise?

Yeah I heard you hadn't had any in a while. Don't worry Eva, it's plenty big, you could say it's "Da Bomb"

Not cool, Harry, that is way not cool And who the hell let Eva near a computer? Where are all my friends? They should be here in the bunker. They better not be out secretly negotiating with the allies or anything like that.

I would love to be there by your side Mein Fuhrer, but all the flights are booked. I swear things haven't been the same since deregulation. Do you know you can't even get peanuts anymore?

I'm of course rushing to your side Mein Fuhrer. But I've got so many loose ends around the house, prisoners who haven't been put to death and all, I may run a little late, you know how it is. But negotiate with the allies? Never!

Of course he's been negotiating behind your back. For all the good that'll do his sorry ass. You're all going to see a firing squad real soon. Any last requests?

I'm of course here and loyal Mein Fuhrer. Ignore the others, victory is ours!

So we're still winning, good. Eternal victory is inevitable!

Are you freakin' kidding me? We're at 27th and Tiergartenstrasse. I can see your house from here.

Why don't you all just stay in that nice cozy bunker. I don't want to end up chasing you down over half the earth.

Who the hell is Simon Wiesenthal and how the hell did he get added to my friends list?

Sorry Mein Fuhrer. You were a little out of it last night but insisted on going online. I've warned you about this before. It never ends well.

Great.I think that's how I married Eva. I wonder what else I did last night that's going to come back and haunt me.

Adolf old buddy! Thanks for the add my man. I've been meaning to look up you and the gang. We sure had some laughs back in the day, and it was a pleasure working with you and Heinrich and them all. But, well, I feel bad saying this, but with the corporate restructuring and the way things are... you know, I'm going to have to let you go. I feel bad, but that's just the way things are. I'll be over to take care of the final details. Sorry man, but that's just the way it goes sometimes.

Mein Fuhrer, you can count on my loyalty to the end - and beyond!

Is this guy freaking kidding? He can't be serious.