Testify sister! We certainly had "unit cohesion" when we blocked the Persians at Thermopylae.

I'll hand it to you girls, you are fierce. Even if you did lose. Speaking of losing, what's this with Alex claiming he never lost? You totally choked at Halicarnassus, and I don't just mean on Hephaestion's "Sarissa".

Oh you jealous bitch. I was never defeated in a battle. Unlike you at Kunersdorf. I haven't seen a beating that bad since the third season of "Dynasty". Wasn't that the one where the Austrians captured your bitch and you cried when they gave her back?

Actually that was at Soor. I loved that dog. Nothing wrong with a commander in touch with his emotions, as long as he kicks ass. I took on three Great powers and survived.

You go girlfriend! I can't believe people are still debating this after all this time. And to hear the things they say about us. People who never faced a charging horde of Saracens telling ME I'm unfit to fight? I wouldn't have made it past the recruiter's office today.

Does anybody else find it curious that people who are so irrationally homophobic fight tooth and nail against including Women in their units? Even the Navy for gods sake! You know, Rum, Sodomy and the Lash and all that.

Hey we resemble that remark. Well, two out of three ain't bad. We do prefer a white wine spritzer. So much more refreshing. If you're going to rule the waves, you might as well do it with style.

Yeah, I think we've pretty much shown that were at least as capable, if not more so, than any hetero heroes. We're tough, we're competent, we're manly and butch enough for anything they throw at us. Now that that's settled, which of you bitches can help me get tickets to Patti Lupone?