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Scientists Find New Proof of Evolution
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Paris - European Scientists unveiled new proof of evolution - startling evidence of the descent of modern humans from proto-human ancestors. The evidence consist of newly discovered cave paintings in Lascaux France clearly depicting mating behavior between early hominids and Yo Mama.
The shocking new evidence was presented by Dr. Niquer Tamere*, "This painting is the final proof of direct mating between Homo Habilis and Yo Mama. It is now indisputable that Homo Habilis is the ancestor of modern humans."
When asked if such mating occurred often, Dr. Tamere responded, "The evidence would seem to suggest that early Hominids mated with Yo Mama quite a bit. We really can't exaggerate how often Yo Mama was mated with." When asked if these matings were forceful Dr. Tamere grew frustrated, "That is obviously specist, we have no evidence that Yo Mama was anything but consensual. As a matter of fact Yo Mama is obviously enjoying this quite a bit from what we can see."
Further questions were raised as to whether our Daddy might have mated with early Homos, to which Dr. Tamere responded, "Dude yo daddy was an early Homo."
*Niquer Tamere is colloquial French for "I ****ed your mother.
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