We've Got to Work Harder to Destroy all Freedom
I know everyone's been working hard with me to destroy America and believe me things can't be going better. I watched a little Fox News tonight and boy are they scared. It's like they suddenly woke up and realized almost all their freedoms were gone. Huh, I'm surprised you guys didn't see that coming the moment I ran for office. I think I've been pretty clear on my goals from the beginning: destroy everything that's good about America and take away all freedom.
So far so good, the constitution is almost completely shredded. There's hardly any freedom left at all. First we sort of reformed health care, then we regulated Wall Street a little and now we're going to try and invest in some cleaner energy. Along the way we created jobs and helped the unemployed get benefits. It's rather obvious that this is the end of all freedom, I'm surprised my enemies are taking so long to realize it. Yet America still stands. I thought this would be enough do destroy everyone's work ethic and bring the country to a standstill, but obviously we need to do more. I'm open to suggestions.