I admit 30 million people with health insurance is pretty evil, but that still leaves 17 million people who can't even take their children to a doctor. It's not quite as evil as the Einsatzgruppen, you should try harder.

Give the guy a break, he's trying to get as many poor people insured as he can which obviously will drive down health care costs for everyone over the long term. I thought I was evil when I slaughtered the peasants of Ukraine, but this guy is bad ass.

And I thought I was evil when I killed 25 million people with the Great Leap Forward. But under this plan if your child gets cancer the health insurance companies can't drop you, drive you into bankruptcy and have you lose your house. Man that's the most evil plot I ever saw. Truly the end of all freedom in America.

Your interventions probably stopped a complete financial collapse and a world wide great depression. Things are still bad, but nearly 2 million people have jobs who wouldn't otherwise. And I thought I was evil when I slaughtered a quarter of my own people. I bow down to the master.

Your investments in alternative energy could one day bring down oil prices and make America no longer dependent on Arab oil. You're the first American president in 30 years to really plan for the future. Truly you have done more to destroy America than I could ever dream my very, very muslim brother. I like you so much better than George Bush who took troops away from Afghanistan to go on an unneccessary and disastrous personal crusade in Iraq. I see you have reversed this and added troops to the fight against Al Qaeda, you are so evil.

You have done well my biological son. But now I see nearly 25% of Republicans literally believe you are the anti-christ. Damn, how did Republicans get so smart? It must be that Glenn Beck and FOX News, so clever in exposing the real truth to people.

Don't worry my lord, only a few select intellectuals have the brain capacity to comprehend the truth Fox News brings, that Obama is the antichrist and is just like Hitler and Stalin. I think we can continue with our evil plan to help poor people, get the economy going, and plan for a future of strong education and energy independence. Maybe we can even reduce foreclosures.

I wish we could Doctor. Keeping people from being thrown out of their homes because they fall on hard times would be the greatest evil ever. All we can do for now is try to lessen the impact on families in these hard times and try to stay one step ahead of  those geniuses at FOX News, the only real Americans left.