Washington - With the campaign season well underway, it appears that God, like most Republicans, is still undecided and prone to changing his mind. This became apparent when yet another Republican candidate came forward and disclosed that the Almighty Creator of the Universe had in fact told him to run for President. The apparent waffling of God's will is causing consternation among pundits and poll watchers alike.
Early in the campaign season it appeared God had chosen a candidate, as Michelle Bachmann announced that God had told her to run, a big endorsement for the Minnesota Congresswoman. Thus it was very confusing for newsmen when Herman Cain announced last week that God had told him to run, promising his support to the newly surging candidate. Stranger still, this week Rick Perry's campaign reported that much earlier God had told him to run for President. Uncomfirmed rumors hinted that Newt Gingrich may also have received an endorsement from above.
FOX News Analyst Ignor Amos commented, "It does appear that there is some indecision on God's part as to which Republican candidate will have his full support. This shouldn't worry people, as God is often a little unclear in his focus during the turbulent primary season, but in the end his will is going to be apparent to all." Still many voters are worried, unsure of who will be the next President as long as God is unwilling to settle on a final choice. One other explanation came from an anonymous angel who said, "Off the record, God is just messing with the Republicans. We all know who he always has and always will support - Mitt Romney."
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet. (www.hoolinet.com)
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