What would happen if we applied Glenn Beck logic (If there is a such a thing.) to Glenn Beck? The following would become obvious:

1. Glenn Beck is a charismatic speaker with a fanatic following. Hitler was a charismatic speaker with a fanatic following. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler

2. Glenn Beck is a masterful user of Radio, Hitler was a masterful user of Radio. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

3. Hitler was of German descent and was raised Catholic. Glenn Beck is of German descent and was raised Catholic. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

4. Hitler blamed the government for economic recession, Glenn Beck blames the government for economic recession. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

5. Glenn Beck is blonde, Hitler liked Blondes, therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

6. Hitler blamed media elites for destroying the country, Glenn Beck blames media elites for destroying the country. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

7. Hitler didn't like Gays, Glenn Beck doesn't like Gays, therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

8. Hitler didn't like France, Glenn Beck doesn't like France. Therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

9. Hitler didn't drink, Glenn Beck doesn't drink, therefore Glenn Beck is just like Hitler.

10. If you ameteurishly photoshop an image of Glenn Beck to look like Hitler it makes him look like Hitler, which totally proves he's just like Hitler and is soooo original and funny.

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)

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