May 1, 2010

Anchorage - Sarah Palin reiterated her well  thought out energy policy today in the wake of a massive oil slick heading for the gulf coast. Said Ms. Palin, "I said Drill Baby Drill! I said it would solve all our energy problems and have no enviromental consequences. There'd be cheap oil and prosperity and puppies and ice cream and unicorns for everyone. Environmentalists are all communists, envorimentalism comes from communist countries, it's a communist idea. I know this is  true, I can see how enviromentalists run Russia from my front porch."

"And now I see the lucky gulf coast inhabitants are going to get a huge benefit from this policy: free oil! Even as we speak a massive amount of oil is just going to appear in people's backyards. What a wonderful thing unregulated drilling is. We just can't get enough of that oil, I wish I was there! Thank you oil companies!"

FOX News anchor Glenn Beck joined in, "I hear big government is trying to step in and block our free oil from reaching shore. Tell them big government is the problem not the solution. I don't want some socialist government telling me what I can or can't have washed up along my coast. That's just communism.  Tell Washington to keep their hands off our free oil. Thank you oil companies, keep em drilling! "

GOP spokesman Michael Steele applauded the gulf coast oil bananza, "We can see the future today, an America just awash in oil. Go to the gulf coast and take a look at this bright well thought out policy and thank a Republican."