In honor of the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Why...
...because I can.
The Ballad of the Pink Berets
(To the Tune of "The Ballad of the Green Berets")
Pink Berets are flying high
Limp wristed soldiers from the sky
Proud to do it their own way
The brave men of the Pink Beret
Light in loafers, broad in chest
Tough but fashionably dressed
One hundred men, will test today
Just 3 percent, earn the Pink Beret
Loud and proud, they take a stand
With their comrades hand in hand
Men may fight, but it's OK
They'll make up quick, these Pink Berets
Light in loafers, broad in chest
Tough but fashionably dressed
One hundred men will test today
Just 3 percent, earn the Pink Beret
Back at home no young wife waits
For marriage they still have to wait
They will fight for those oppressed
Equality their one request
Put gilded medals on his chest
Make him one of America's Best
Those men fight hard they all will say
Those who wear the Pink Beret
 "Who's going to take care of me now?"
"I am son, after all, you're what this is all about"
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